By Emily Zhao
Want to ask out the cute person in your class but don’t know how? Use one of these cheesy pick-up lines! Satisfaction guaranteed!
- Why provolone when we can prov-together?
- I find intellect attractive, and you’re as sharp as cheddar.
- I want to grow mold with you.
- I can promise you a gouda time.
- There’s no feta person to be with than me.
- You make me melt like mozzarella sticks.
- Sandwich me in your arms and I’ll melt like a grilled cheese.
- I know this sounds cheesy, but we’d be grate together.
- You’re the dairy best I could ask for.
- You’re the only one who can calm the muenster inside me.
- If I were an enzyme I’d be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- If I was an octopus all 3 of my hearts would beat for you.
- Pass me the tape…cause I’m ripped
- There’s a fire! Let’s get out… together!
- Are you a bank loan? Cause I take interest in you.
- These are all knives and forks, but all I want is a little spoon.
- Do you have an inflamed appendix cuz I wanna take you out.
- What’s your sign? It must be pi/2 cuz you’re the one!
- Can I walk you home, because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you an existential crisis? Because I’m thinking about you all the time.