By Emily Zhao

Want to ask out the cute person in your class but don’t know how? Use one of these cheesy pick-up lines! Satisfaction guaranteed!

  1. Why provolone when we can prov-together?
  2. I find intellect attractive, and you’re as sharp as cheddar.
  3. I want to grow mold with you.
  4. I can promise you a gouda time.
  5. There’s no feta person to be with than me.
  6. You make me melt like mozzarella sticks.
  7. Sandwich me in your arms and I’ll melt like a grilled cheese.
  8. I know this sounds cheesy, but we’d be grate together.
  9. You’re the dairy best I could ask for.
  10. You’re the only one who can calm the muenster inside me.

Too cheesy?

  1. If I were an enzyme I’d be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  2. If I was an octopus all 3 of my hearts would beat for you.
  3. Pass me the tape…cause I’m ripped
  4. There’s a fire! Let’s get out… together!
  5. Are you a bank loan? Cause I take interest in you.
  6. These are all knives and forks, but all I want is a little spoon.
  7. Do you have an inflamed appendix cuz I wanna take you out.
  8. What’s your sign? It must be pi/2 cuz you’re the one!
  9. Can I walk you home, because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
  10. Are you an existential crisis? Because I’m thinking about you all the time.

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